Short Bus Shorty

Listen, I'm not saying I'm into infanticide, I just thought maybe we could avoid this sort of thing.

Double Tie-Dye, Oh My God.

Girl, don't go away mad (JUST GO AWAY) so I can watch your meat canyon eat up some more of that rainbow you're wearing. What does it mean? It's full on.

Hippies In The Garbage

My theory of John Candy being alive and disguised as something foul has been realized.

How Was Your Thanksgiving?

Booty calls are turning into booty texts and I get them too often.