Every year in Austin there is a festival called Eeyore's birthday. It actually ENCOURAGES hippies to gather in drum circles, costumes and crust baths. It's fucking disgusting - which is why I didn't go. Big ups to my gloriously unpaid intern, Bonnie Beaver, for enduring this "festival" and taking this awful video footage. Love you, beavs. Also, congratulations to me for posting my first video to youtube. Prime cinema!