HEY, HIPPIES

Cake Trees

So...the band Cake, as you probably may have guessed, is full of a bunch of hippies. Apparently they gave away a bunch of trees. You can track their growth here: http://www.cakemusic.com/world/

NOT A JOKE!

Also, be sure to take their poll and don't be afraid to ask them for advice on ANYTHING. Fucking hell.

Best Cake advice question:

Dear CAKE,

Ever been in a situation where you tried to be cool at a meet-and-greet, but just ended up freezing up and doing nothing instead? You know, like when you have the chance to meet one of your all-time favorite bands and you intend to make some clever and witty remarks complimenting their music and throwing in subtle references to old tracks without sounding obsessive (but clearly knowledgeable). This doesn't come to realization, and instead you say almost nothing at all to them and even forget to get autographs.


Any advice on how to stay cool in future situations like this?

Thanks,

Christian

It's been a long time

Check out this video of hippies crying, screaming and generally losing their shit over a dead tree! Holy crap!

Home Instruction for Parents of Preschool Youngsters

That's right, HIPPY USA is a program that guides parents in homeschooling pre-schoolers before their entry into elementary. Home pre schooling. AKA Parenting.

This is how communes are started.

At least they're "diverse"

Short Bus Shorty

Listen, I'm not saying I'm into infanticide, I just thought maybe we could avoid this sort of thing.

Double Tie-Dye, Oh My God.

Girl, don't go away mad (JUST GO AWAY) so I can watch your meat canyon eat up some more of that rainbow you're wearing. What does it mean? It's full on.

Hippies In The Garbage

My theory of John Candy being alive and disguised as something foul has been realized.